Remember when?...You could run in the woods all day?
When you could swim for miles in the ocean?
Lay in the sun, Turn Brown and not have a worry?
Didn't care what you ate or drank?
Hang out until 3:00 a.m. and then go to work?
Drink Beer Belch & Fart and laugh with the other guys?
NOW.. WE WET OUR PANTS IF WE TRY TO FART..CAN'T DRINK MORE THAN ONE BEER 'CAUSE WE GOT TO GO PEE AGAIN!..WATER IS TOO COLD TO SWIM AND YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP IN A BATHING SUIT? TAKE A WALK WITH YA WALKER INTO THE LIVINGROOM AND HAVE TO SIT N REST?
Old does suck. BUT Think of the alternative.. No dirt on our heads. .No one mourning over you.. No flowers on Mother's or father's day on ya grave.. No big heavy coffin being paid from your estate.. And ya having fun! New teeth.. New heart parts.. New Knees.. New Hips.. shoulder sockets,.. toupee'. .dam ain't we got it made????
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